Sunday, August 3, 2008

fed on fat (you three + me)

halloween in new brunswick, new jersey:


"you ladies will not be going home with me tonight,

though i'd love it if you lowered your standards for just one night"



body language is all pointing away from the guy.



actually, maybe this wasn't on halloween.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

fed on fat (alma mater)

at a tail-gate gathering in piscatway, new jersey:



rutgers, rutgers, rah rah rutgers!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

fat of the land(who is need grammr anywayz?)

screen-shot from myspace ad:



need degree, but cant quit job?

come work for caveman.

make lot of good moneys for all family.


let make nice salary this week so can go vacation time. good monday!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

fed on fat (summertime)

gimme beerz.

gimme meats.

gimme text.

where's the pool?

happy monday!



oh, p.s.: hold my forty as i send this txt.

Monday, July 7, 2008

fat of the land (these ones are mine)

talk about hoarding the babes:


+ check out his creepy, rape-style face.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

fed on fat (kinda pathetic rocker)

on a band's website i found this:

"please, please, please come to our show in my friend's living room"


not sure what they would be promoting;

the fact that he can actually hold a guitar?

people like them?

they have a couple of fans?

A COUPLE.

the wall-leaning fan looks like she's giving the em/pathetic grimace of being uncomfortable.

Sunday, June 15, 2008