fat of the land(our college career)

forreal, halloween parties give me about 40% of the material that i use on this site:


and today is not an exception.

what is going to happen when moms start getting onto facebook?

fed on fat (bun in the oven)

whilst browsing a friends party photos on facebook i found this pair of cuties:

and i was like,

"damn!"

"that's a babe!"

after clicking her name (which brings up her profile for the non-facebookers), this picture [which i took a screen-shot of] came up:


pregnant, myspace-style mirror shots.

gotta love it.

fed on fat (you three + me)

halloween in new brunswick, new jersey:


"you ladies will not be going home with me tonight,

though i'd love it if you lowered your standards for just one night"



body language is all pointing away from the guy.


actually, maybe this wasn't on halloween.