fat of the land (big sexy)

the mohawk,

the muscles,

the "mood":

his profile was set to private so i couldn't get any more information on this guy,

but i think this screen-shot shows enough to know he's got to be one great catch!

fed on fat (you three + me)

halloween in new brunswick, new jersey:


"you ladies will not be going home with me tonight,

though i'd love it if you lowered your standards for just one night"



body language is all pointing away from the guy.


actually, maybe this wasn't on halloween.