fat of the land (kind scared)

i dont know what kind of intro this picture needs...

...so here it is:

it is kind of creepy how none of the guys' faces are visible.

however, i do like the fact that they have a wide selection of beers available.

<3

fat of the land (newborn baby man)

so, this one night, i got drunk and had a really good time and gave birth to a beautiful bald man:

dude looks like he is hardly having fun.

maybe it is her time of the month.

ew.

he is doing it (at least) one-handed, which is very commendable.

fat of the land (about to spill)

'about to spill' in more ways than one.

direct from a friend in california, we find this gem:


"dude, i know, i know. she's a babe

but i think she is about to puke"


"oh, and p.s., i have a little eyeshadow on in case you didn't notice at first."

fat of the land (get inked)

a day late,

but surely not lacking in quality:

"hey, its the end of the summer and i still haven't gotten my new tattoo."

"o yea, check out my pillow, too"

fed on fat (alma mater)

at a tail-gate gathering in piscatway, new jersey:



rutgers, rutgers, rah rah rutgers!

fat of the land (sleeping beauty)

another myspace screen-shot.

this one comes from an old high school acquaintance's page.

does it even need any help at being funny?

i think the caption creates enough ironic humor for us to just leave this one as it is.


WORK WEEK ! ! !

(if you do not get the irony, here it is: because she's fat, and slept all vacation. that is funny for us skinny people. because she is fat)