fed on fat (summertime)

gimme beerz.

gimme meats.

gimme text.

where's the pool?

happy monday!



oh, p.s.: hold my forty as i send this txt.

fat of the land (these ones are mine)

talk about hoarding the babes:


+ check out his creepy, rape-style face.

fed on fat (kinda pathetic rocker)

on a band's website i found this:

"please, please, please come to our show in my friend's living room"


not sure what they would be promoting;

the fact that he can actually hold a guitar?

people like them?

they have a couple of fans?

A COUPLE.

the wall-leaning fan looks like she's giving the em/pathetic grimace of being uncomfortable.

fed on fat (the youth)

another myspace gem:

fat of the land (sleeping beauty)

another myspace screen-shot.

this one comes from an old high school acquaintance's page.

does it even need any help at being funny?

i think the caption creates enough ironic humor for us to just leave this one as it is.


WORK WEEK ! ! !

(if you do not get the irony, here it is: because she's fat, and slept all vacation. that is funny for us skinny people. because she is fat)

fat of the land (big gunz)

"yo, brah, since i'm in an elevator, this seems like a perfect time to show off my swarovski crystal encrusted cell phone, yo"

the weather where i live is getting warmer.

summer is here.

appreciate and enjoy it.

"they're the same kinda crystals paris hilton has on her phone, yo"

fat of the land (see you later)

this vacation themed post is prompted by our american memorial day.

for those of you who work: only a four day week!

if you're planning a trip, be careful who you chose as a travel buddy.

here is a screen-shot from myspace.




they are going together, but he may be the only one coming back alive.

enjoy the shortened work-week.