at a tail-gate gathering in piscatway, new jersey:
rutgers, rutgers, rah rah rutgers!
screen-shot from myspace ad:
need degree, but cant quit job?
come work for caveman.
make lot of good moneys for all family.
let make nice salary this week so can go vacation time. good monday!
gimme beerz.
gimme meats.
gimme text.
where's the pool?
happy monday!
oh, p.s.: hold my forty as i send this txt.
talk about hoarding the babes:

+ check out his creepy, rape-style face.