Fat of the land (wheel 'em down to the farm)

What's all this about "Apple Picking"?

I thought you said "Apple Sittin"!!

fat of the land (oh dag! its sharks!)

As Scott returned to camp after taking a pee, he realized that his greatest fear had become reality:



FLYING SHARKS!!!

fat of the land (enjoy your stay)

oh, don't worry, they already are...

fat of the land (are you my wife?)

oh, well, hmmm. i kind of thought that maybe this woman was...










either one is cool with me...long as they're Christian.

fat of the land (college party)

The ceiling is too low and everyone is drunk...


...must be a college party.

fat of the land (trash/garbage)

facebook browsing led me to this profile default;


which i later discovered was cropped from this original photo:



i wonder why.
:)

fat of the land (curious turtle)

a sweet photo-capture in the virginia beach aquarium:

photo credit: phillip michalowski

kinda looks like the sea turtle is about to attack, and the woman is making a last-minute rescue grab for her baby.