fat of the land (MY ASS!)

hey look, it's my ass! MY ASS, SEE IT?!

what are these girls thinking when they put stuff like this up for their facebook profile picture?

i mean it's cute and kind of sexy, but this is the image that they're putting out to the public. what is going to happen when we're all dead and people have these type of pictures to look back on when they're stalking our pictures in the future? ;)

(fat of the land) ho's

her tattoo says. "D' Ass" !!1!1!!1!!

(fat land) so many

so many cupcakez.


so stoned.

(fat of da land) wherz da pantz

oops my panties! all this gravel made me forget my pants.

oops

i is has long time no forgot and oops sorry.

fat of the land (wanna drink?)

"i hope you're not going to say you want me to make you a fucking drink"

not a happy face.

fat of the land (kissyface)

she doesn't know that this dog has been dead for nearly 3 weeks.

fat of the land (halloween treat)

"Baby want brainzzz"

omgf!

YO, check out my new piece!

Go Philly!

fat of the land (left out)

yo, what's that white dude lookin' at over here for?

while distant from the picture's main focus, Whitey maintains his pose, though thinking to himself, "now i know what its like to be the minority."

fat of the land (somethin's wrong with gramma)

Say, "Cheeeese!"

Oh, Crap! I think Gramma's trippin' ballz!

fat of the land (shooting gooses)

guh-hugh!
Woah! Nice kill, huh? Must've been hard as shit to shoot down a goose while it was flying all high up in the air and stuff, right?


Nope.

Fat of the land (wheel 'em down to the farm)

What's all this about "Apple Picking"?

I thought you said "Apple Sittin"!!

fat of the land (oh dag! its sharks!)

As Scott returned to camp after taking a pee, he realized that his greatest fear had become reality:



FLYING SHARKS!!!

fat of the land (enjoy your stay)

oh, don't worry, they already are...

fat of the land (are you my wife?)

oh, well, hmmm. i kind of thought that maybe this woman was...










either one is cool with me...long as they're Christian.

fat of the land (college party)

The ceiling is too low and everyone is drunk...


...must be a college party.

fat of the land (trash/garbage)

facebook browsing led me to this profile default;


which i later discovered was cropped from this original photo:



i wonder why.
:)

fat of the land (curious turtle)

a sweet photo-capture in the virginia beach aquarium:

photo credit: phillip michalowski

kinda looks like the sea turtle is about to attack, and the woman is making a last-minute rescue grab for her baby.

fat of the land (broken hoof)

so i was browsing someone's facebook photos from a recent party.

i found this one:

the picture above was taken while i was at the party.

apparently after i left the picture below was taken:

she broke her foot.

i wonder how tho?